British talk.

T.J. Batts
2 min readOct 6, 2020

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How the British invasion never ended.

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It is all the Beatles fault.

In today’s world it may the ripple effect of Harry Styles.

Doesn’t matter.

My love of the British culture has made me I am such a liar. In the most adorable way possible.

And I am not the only one who does it!

Infact! I am pretty sure that there are more liars out there just like me who slickly execute this kind of deviance.

I bet if you really thought about it; you know someone who does it.

Have you become curious of this dirty deed that I am describing?

You may have gotten some kind of inkling from the title.

It is the hilarious undertaking of faking a British accent.

I really perfected this art after working the ‘off season bus tour circuit’ in the hospitality world.

I mean… I am never going to see these people again. Why not have some fun?

Wait…I should give you some context of the ‘bus tour circuit’

It is basically a ton of people at one time who are hungry and in a hurry. Also, during this time you are really tired and fed up of people asking you, your life story. I like being nice so even thou I am cranky, I would entertain myself by entertaining myself by telling people stories. Plus, Americans just love a British accent.

My obsession of the British culture started when I was very young. My mom was a Caribbean Queen and spoke the ‘Queen’s English’.

One might say that is when the obsession started.

Fast forward to 2020 the obsession continues.

I peeped a couple of ‘reality stars’ that also adopted British enunciation of American English.

Which made me ponder if it was a ‘Connecticut thing’.

Kelli a character on HBO’s Insecure does an amazing British accent on episode 4 ‘Low key Moving On’ to spice up a date she on. It’s really funny. And so…on point with the point I am trying to make.

Which is?

That fake British accents are a thing!

I am no longer ashamed of my little fabrication by way of pronunciation of my words.

I never let it go too far.

I usually give up the jig after a while.

True story I saw a patron from a restaurant in Spain on a holiday once (I live in the US).

They walked right up to me and said hello.

Thank goodness I never had an accent with them.

It is a small world after all!

I bet there is some British chick putting on an American accent right now. Lol

Thanks for letting me share.

Be kind. Be well. Smile.

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